isnt this the guy who stole the traffic light, who had that giant cup of milk, and the one who found the parasol
maybe…..i don’t remember…….
i blog for the ugly niggas in high school that have to ask girls, “Where’s my hug at?”
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
- Girl at the bar: So what do you do in your free time?
- Me: Write songs.
- Girl at the bar: About what?
- Me: Girls.
- Girl at the bar: Girls like me?
- Me: Only if you're planning to break my heart.