please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
Anonymous asked: You seem like a really sweet guy and you are really attractive, so how are you single?
Lol. I ask myself the same question everyday…
"how are you single?"
ask the people that won’t date him
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
once a girl in my world history class asked me if england was in china
Once I said men had vaginas
i believe it sometimes
yes iM a punk„, i listen to the fallout boys and chemical romances and i have like 3 black thing. ill beat u up
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
duuuude that’s so radicaly narley to say to another dude