Kaylee Motherfucking Joanne (;.

brotaterchip:

Quagmire’s first encounter with a condom.

philosophicalharry:

oh sorry i was thinking about anal sex did you want something

(Source: fineapplepizza, via heroin-drip)

flirtytwink:

someone kiss the sad out of me

(Source: jonasbruhs, via heroin-drip)

enlighteneddiscipline:

-scrapes:

enlighteneddiscipline:

ladyherondale:

geekscoutcookies:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

Okay, my grandmother just gave me 100 bucks, just because….looool. I’m reblogging this once a month


reblogging again because it was probably a weird coincidence but.. Yeah.

because everyone has sent at least ONE chain letter ;)

The girl above me found $2 in her pants today. How do i know? She’s my sister

^doing this again because lost and found 2 dollars doesn’t pay the bills.

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via crappybird)

sasuge:

the only first date dinner im accepting

image

(via not-safe-for-weebs)

boobsbuttsandsluts:
herpalepalace:

My edit darlings, original here x

kldzbop:

remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien

(Source: posterizers, via camel-marlboro)

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